A Midsummer Night's Dream

ADVICE COLUMN Shahyian Maknojia

I'm Stuck

Dear Dr. Phil,

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you can help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me, but he likes my best friend Hermia. Lystander who now likes me doesn't like Hermia anymore. He is now looking for me in the magical forest. Now I'm stuck in the middle.




Dear Bailey,

I know that you love Demetrius alot, but he hates you alot. He wants you to go away and stop following him. On the other side Lystander who now loves you, but you want him go away because you think its a trick.

You can threaten Demetrius so he can fall in love with you. The good part is he'll be with you, but the bad part is that you will be forcing him to love you. This is one reason you could do. You can threat Demetrius by saying bad things about him that no one knows about.

You can get the magic flower from the magical forest and put it in or on Demetrius's eyes, so when he wakes up he can fall in love with you. The good part is you will get what you wanted, but the bad part is you wouldn't or might like his personality. This is another reason you could do. If you have problem finding the magic flower you can get the flower from Oberon king of faires and also the one who felt sorry for you.

These two choices I have given you might help Demetrius to fall deeply in love with you. If not I'll think other choices until he falls deeply in love with you , he doesn't run after your best friend Hermia. I'm doing this because you had requested me and also feel sorry for you like Oberon did.


your love expert persona Dr.Phil