Communism
by Blake West
Communism, Let the pain of planning your life be up to the State!
With Communism the State is in control of making your life better without you having to worry about a thing. No worry about what job you'll have, the State will do it for you. No more worrying about your pay, the State controls that for you. Your life is much easier as you do not have to worry about much, thanks to the State.
Obama is secretly pro-commmunism
Mario is also pro-communism
Even Superman is communist!
It's better than Capitalism!
Capitalism is full of greedy politicians and scoundrels trying to get more and more money. But with Communism there are no social classes, everyone is politically equal! No more worrying if your friends or neighbours make more money than you, it's all the same.