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What is ir?
Do you like what your parents have to say to you? Do they want you to be an responsible child? Well, ir can change that! Ir can turn you into a irresponsible child! All the kids on your block has it! You don't want to be the only one without it. It is now 53.2% better than the leading brand.
Susie's Story
I was walking home from school and a sign on the local store window caught my eye. I walked over to the advertisement and read it. I rushed into the store and bought the ir. My mom always bothered me and wanted me to be responsible. I did not want to be responsible. I wanted to be IRresponsible so I bought the ir. Once I made it home my mom was so astonished by my behavior that she packed her bags and went as far away from as possible! Now to this day I don't have to deal with her.