Smart Pill
Grow your intelligence in under 2 weeks!
What this pill can do for you. FOR THE LOW COST OF $299.99
This pill can make all of those hard math problems and those darn tests be a walk in the park in just under 2 weeks! ONLY $299.99! Grades K-12* (side effects include but not limited to are nausea, migraines, diarrhea and dizziness) This pill will make you smart, it won't make your head grow, but your friends will see how smart you are and worship you for tutoring and you giving their homework to them.
*see below for different pills
Some of our Different Smart Pills
Smart Pill
The most standard smart pill we have for the low price of $299.99. This pill will allow all of your k-12 brain needs.
Smart Pill Plus
This pill will help you will all of your college needs. For the price of just $599.99.
Smart Pill XL
This pill will be the only smart pill you would ever never need it will supply you with the knowledge of everything around you. For just the price of $500,000.
Where you can buy our products.
Email: Smartpill@smartpill.com
Website: smartpill.com
Location: 200 Smart Pill Lane
Phone: (299) 420-6942
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Twitter: @smartpillisfake