For Sale - Cyclops Island
$100
Cyclops Island
It's a slice of paradise! It is a beautiful island and has a great temperature and very green pastures. If your billionare friends own private islands, now is your chance to get equal with Them! It is a slice of paradise.
For sale for only ten easy payments of $100!
The wildlife
Cyclops island in the senset
Explore the caves, you'll die when you see what you find
Odysseus approves
Odysseus, the great adventurer, verifys that you will have the time of your life on cyclops island. you will run screaming at the comfort.
Guarenteed that you'll love it so much that you will DIE when you see the animals!
Mr.Polyphemus
Come and play with the inhabitants, they love human.
Email: stupidhumans@yahoo.com
Website: www.punyhumans.com
Location: Of the coast of nowhere
Phone: 404-676-6666
Facebook: facebook.com/cyc1op5
Twitter: @cyc1_ops