How to (Not) Escape a Bear
Chore Poem
My dog, Bear, with panda bear hair
is not a big fan of fresh air,
but he zooms like a squirrel
and will take you for a whirl
when you want him to use the potty chair.
He'll play a game with you
when he wants to go doo-doo
by zipping and whipping
and zapping and whapping
you all the way to the moon.
So I latched on his leash,
but he tugged and he lugged- oh sheesh!
Instead of going to the bathroom
my dog went vroom vroom
and Usain Bolt-ed his way
down the street- he just wouldn't obey!
Hightailing me down the road, he mowed
and he strode
across the neighbors' lawn
without a single yawn,
until finally
he came to a stop,
Landing on his belly with a flop.