Come to America

You will not die because of the potatoes here.

Ellis Island

To get to america you have to through Ellis Island. You will have to wait with all the other people to get into America. The condition are poor and the wait is long, but it's worth it. Trust me. So come my fellow Irish men.

My life here

Well I face some discrimination because i'm not american, but I can deal with it. My job could be better. I need it so I can buy food that doesn't kill me. Any way my job sucks, I face discrimination, but I get paid and non lethal food so it's not so bad.

The real reason i'm leaving

I am leaving because of the potatoes and because I hate almost all of you. Also Auden your wife cheated on you with me. That's right I did it, come get me if you think your man enough