Earthquake Destroys Hot Dog Factory
Sales for burgers to the sky
Dogs done for
Last Wednesday, an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.8 shook the grounds of the only hot dog factory in the US. The result was that 90% of the factory was destroyed and production of hot dogs in the US has come to an official halt while factory construction takes place. As a result, consumption of hamburgers has skyrocketed as consumers seek to replace their beloved wienies.
Hotdog
Hot dogs are the most consumed beef product in the US.
Earthquake shakes only US hot dog facotry
The only US hot dog factory was destroyed by an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.8 on Wednesday.
Hamburgers
As consumers scramble to replace their hot dog consumption, demand for hamburgers has soared.