Earthquake Destroys Hot Dog Factory

Sales for burgers to the sky

Dogs done for

Last Wednesday, an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.8 shook the grounds of the only hot dog factory in the US. The result was that 90% of the factory was destroyed and production of hot dogs in the US has come to an official halt while factory construction takes place. As a result, consumption of hamburgers has skyrocketed as consumers seek to replace their beloved wienies.