Earthquake Destroys Hot Dog Factory
Sales for burgers to the sky
Dogs done for
Last Wednesday, an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.8 shook the grounds of the only hot dog factory in the US. The result was that 90% of the factory was destroyed and production of hot dogs in the US has come to an official halt while factory construction takes place. As a result, consumption of hamburgers has skyrocketed as consumers seek to replace their beloved wienies.
Hotdog Hot dogs are the most consumed beef product in the US. | Earthquake shakes only US hot dog facotry The only US hot dog factory was destroyed by an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.8 on Wednesday. | Hamburgers As consumers scramble to replace their hot dog consumption, demand for hamburgers has soared. |
Earthquake shakes only US hot dog facotry
The only US hot dog factory was destroyed by an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.8 on Wednesday.