A Highway to Hell

"Not the AC/DC song"

Circle 7 hosted by: Mick "Crocodile" Dundee

Crikey mate, welcome to circle 7, mate, here you might see the native creatures, the harpies and the centaurs. These creatures are both normally rather docile. See now, this river they call it the River of Phlegeton, mate its got a lot of uhhh, red food dye.

Why Circle 7?

Well, other than the fact that it's hosted by "Crocodile" Dundee you will see an air show by many of the flying demons and monsters. You won't even have to walk! You get complimentary rides on Dundee's pet Saltwater Crocodile! Think you'll run into trouble? Not with Dundee at your side, he always carries his trusty bowie knife. Dundee will meet you at the entrance and guide you through circle 7 and right back to the beginning! First you head past the River of Ahlegeton and into the Wood of Suicide. Following that is the Burning Sands! Quite exciting, and then after seeing all the wildlife you conclude your tour. We hop to see you in Cricle 7!

Crocodile Dundee - That's not a knife
Don't need a gun when you have a Donk - Crocodile Dundee 2


"He's got quite the knife!" - Joseph Stalin

"Wow, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer, Dundee will make you never want to leave hell!" - Billy Mays

"Wow, ten times better than Virgil!" - Dante

"I even like him mate, CRIKEY!" - Steve Erwin