The Boston Massacre
By Larry Davis
COME JOIN THE COLONISTS!
WE WANT YOU TO JOIN THE COLONISTS TO FIGHT THE BRITISH FOR THE INCIDENT CALLED 'BOSTON MASSACRE'. WE HAD 50 COLONISTS THAT ATTACKED THE BRITISH AND LOST ONLY 5 WERE KILLED. WE NEED BETTER AND MORE COLONISTS LIKE YOU. SO JOIN TODAY!
WE WANT YOU TO JOIN!
WE WANT YOU TO JOIN BECAUSE OF TAXES AND BRITISH OVER RULING US. WE CAN FINALLY GET RID OF THE BRITISH FOR GOOD IF YOU JOIN. DON'T YOU WANT THE BRITISH TO LEAVE US COLONISTS ALONE FOR ONCE? IF YOU JOIN NOW, THEY WILL FINALLY BE RID OF.
WE WILL GUARANTEE YOUR SAFETY!
DO NOT TRUST THE BRITISH!
YOU SHOULD NOT TRUST THEM BECAUSE THEY WILL BETRAY THE COLONISTS, LIKE YOU. THEY WILL TIE YOU UP AND SHOOT YOU TILL YOU'RE DEAD. IT WILL BE MUCH BETTER IF YOU JOIN THE COLONISTS BECAUSE WE GIVE FOOD, SHELTER, AND DRINKS.