At our school, this Friday at 6 o'clock
Come one, Come all
Hello everybody, my name is Junie B. Jones, the B stand for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. I would like to invite you all to our carnival this Friday at 6 p.m. I thought carnival's were rip offs cause one time my daddy kept on trying to knock over three bottles with a ball. But even when he hit them, they wouldn't fall down. So then he and Mother had to call the cops. And also Eyewitness News at Six and Ten. But this carnival WILL NOT be like that one. This one has games you can actually win, with HUNDREDS of prizes. There will be a fishing booth, a penny toss, a moon walk tent, a putting green, clothes-pins in the bottle, a basketball shoot, a ring toss, and a booth where you can throw wet sponges at our principal's face! And in our very own room nine, we will be hosting the cake walk. Not the kind of cake walk where you step on your Grampa's Little Debbie snack cake with bare feet though, it's a game where the winner gets a cake. Also, there will be clowns, even though I don't like clowns because clowns are not normal I think. Hope you all can make it. P.S. The Jim I hate IS NOT invited.