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Circles
SirQuella
I am really hoping to meet new and exciting singles in hopes to find the perfect match for me!
Pizza is my favorite food, but I also enjoy oranges and doughnuts! I love going out into the sun, and playing beach volleyball in the summer is my favorite thing to do. I make money by being a professional sumo wrestler, my opponents just can't keep me outta the ring! Don't worry though, I'll go easy on you ;).
I'd love to hear more about you, so hit me up if you wanna set up a round rendezvous!
Email: cornerless@gmail.com
Website: cornersR4squares.com
Location: All Around You
Phone: 0008880088
Facebook: facebook.com/#cornerless
Twitter: @cornersR4squares
Sunset
Doughnut
Volleyball
Elipses
Eli Spies
I am an astr0m0mer, that means I l0ve science y0! Saturn is my fav0rite planet in our s0lar system. You can rec0gnize me ar0und t0wn because I'll be driving ar0und town in my 2014 T0y0ta prius, I'm all ab0ut the envir0nment. I am a huge Batman fan, he is my fav0rite superher0 0ut there! My fav0rite thing t0 eat is eggs, I like them c00ked any way, but hard b0iled is my fav0rite.
S0 if there are any ladies 0ut there wh0 wanna help me l00k at the stars, save the envir0ment 0ne mpg at a time and eat a wh0le lotta eggs just send a message my way!
Email: solarellipse1234@gmail.com
Website: solarellipse.com
Location: Everywhere You Look
Phone: 6663330004444
Facebook: facebook.com/solarellpise
Twitter: @Solar_Ellipse
Egg
Batman Symb0l
Toyota
Parabola
Paris Bowlé
I am just your average parabola looking for love! I am from France, in fact, I used to live in Paris, home of le tour Eiffel. I moved to les Etats Unis a few years ago, and as much as I love America, I do miss the Eiffel tower. Dolphins are my absolute favorite animal, I love to watch them jump out of the water! I work at McDonald's for a living, and although it isn't the most glamorous job, I am good at it. One other thing you may want to know about me is that I love rainbows, I always have ever since I was un enfant
À bientôt!
Email: notebola@gmail.com
Website: notebola.com
Location: Open Your Eyes
Phone: 3339992200
Facebook: facebook.com/NOTebola
Twitter: @NOTebola
Dolphin
Golden Arches
Rainbow
Hyperbola
Howard Loveless
I'm a nuclear power technician, I work at the cooling tower. I live in Seattle Washington, home of the famous Space Needle. In my spare time I love playing Basketball! I was really good back in my college days. I try to play a game or two at least once a week. One other thing that is really important to me is my hourglass collection! I love the curves of the glass, they look so smooth. I really hope I can meet a nice girl out there who wouldn't mind a one-on-one game at the court!
Email: realconicsectionshavecurves@gmail.com
Website: realconicsectionshavecurves.com
Location: Existant in Time and Space
Phone: 8767887687
Facebook: facebook.com/realconicsectionshavecurves
Twitter: @Real_Conic_Sections_Have_Curves
Basketball
Nuclear cooling tower
Hourglass
*All facts about the conic sections were taken from http://www.wyzant.com/resources/lessons/math/algebra/conic_sections