Andrew Bolton

When i was first born, i was 19 inches long and 7 pounds. I sat alone when I was 3 monthes old. Most babies walk by 13 monthes, but i started at 11. I said my first word at 6, it was "Mama." The toys I liked as a preschooler were dinosaurs. My favorite preschool books were about dinosaurs. My parents/guardians/family members seemed most proud when I first pooped in the toilet. My family's favorite story about me as a toddler is the story of "the phantom shitter."