Coming out with a new Play!
Yes I have provided you with a very creepy looking mustache guy, but let me completely reassure you that this is Shakespeare. But you know, it's not like they'll see him in the play, ya? I guess everyone's paintings looked a lot creepier back then because they didn't have cameras. See? I know about life back then. They didn't have technology, They didn't have cameras.
Anne? Like the person in Hollywood? Absolutely not, and shame on you if you thought that even for a second. First of all, she looks like someone from out of Narnia, and second, she was Shakespeare's wife. I think it's just me but she is probably dead now, because if she was still living she would be in Hollywood like other Anne Hathaway. Because you know, she's pretty famous too because she's Shakespeare's wife.
So yeah he had more kids than the three in the picture, but I'm pretty sure they died young so you know. The boy in the middle has a dog, but no one even knows if they had a dog so I can't tell you if that is completely accurate because I wasn't even alive to see anything before 2001.
What He Did With His Life
Okay so at least he actually accomplished something in his life unlike almost more than the half of the human population that ever existed. Unlike them, he actually went places and wrote actual literature...I know right? People used to actually be able to speak the English language properly; oh what I would give to live in a world of people who weren't goldfish with a memory span of five seconds, but you can only ask for so much. Anyway, he wrote plays, but I don't even know why I'm bothering telling you this because if you know anything about history you would know that he writes plays. In summary, William Shakespeare was pretty boss.