The Sawed Off Slugger!
The Worst Baseball Bat In Existence!
The Worst Bat on the Rack
The sawed off slugger provides a great bat for any age. The bat comes complete with a knob and shaft. There is even a barrel edition for big whiffs. There are three types of the bat- Wood, Composite, and Aluminum. 100% of ALL swings will not connect! This bat is allowed by the MLB and Little League. Do you think you are good enough to use this wonderful bat? If so, come on down to your local sports shop. Many MLB players love this bat and use it all the time during off season, like Anthony Rizzo, David Ortiz, and even Babe Ruth! These players have had a 100% satisfactory rate, so why won't you? The bat has become the number 1 bat of usage during little league! This bat will increase the amount of broken fingers by 75%! Whats not great about that? America's beloved sport is changing, why shouldn't you?
Anthony Rizzo
"Loved using this bat during spring training, didn't connect with a single ball! Now, my batting average will decrease incredibly! Awesome!"
David Ortiz
"Enjoyed using the barrel edition of this slugger, completely satisfied with the amount of failed connections I had! Amazing buy, amazing bargain, amazing product.
Babe Ruth
I enjoyed using the O'l Swinger edition, I even got 3 broken fingers! I has whiffing balls left, right, and center! The bat itself is very compact and easy to travel with.
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Email: Yee.Exe@gmail.com
Website: Sawedoffslugger.exe
Location: Yeeville
Phone: 1800-123-987-6354
Facebook: facebook.com/SawedOffSlugger
Twitter: @SawedOffSlugger
Our Shop
Our shop, located on a remote Pacific island, provides a safe haven for ball players. We have a vast selection in our little dirt shack. From Demerini, to Louisville Sluggers, we have em all! So head on down, today might be your lucky day!