For Sale: Arctic Ocean

A steal at only $750,000

If you like cold, this is the place for you!

  • Located at the North Pole it is absolutely cool!
  • Water temperature average -30 to -70 degrees C!
  • Large ice sheets: perfect for ice skating!

Come home to the rare (and adorable) neighbors!


The ocean is named after the Greek word "arctos", meaning bear! This is because of the large bear constellation that is always visible exclusively above what would be YOUR OCEAN!