Advice from the love Master.

Caleb Llamas.

The loner in love.

Dear love Master,

I have read you column for years, but I never thought that i would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me because I'm a young lady who needs help. He thinks I'm an ugly raven, and he wants to date my friend Hermia. How can I get him back with out hurting my self.

Sincerely,

A hopeless lover.

What you can do Helena.

Dear Hopeless lover,

You should try and cook for Demetrius. He might love you cooking skills as a cook. But do not try and make him sick (poison will not help). Like the old saying goes "The way to a man`s heart is through his stomach." But remember this : he will love your cooking, he will never dump you, but don't over-stuff him.

Or you can love Lysander the potion that is in his eye lids he could be your new crush.

The pro of this is that Lysander loves you but the con is Hermia will hate you.

So you have to decide be forever in love but be hated by your best friend,or never be loved but have your best friend still be with you.

The choices you have are these two I gave you, but there are other things to do that I did not recommend. You chose your life what path to take and what lies at the other side of the door.

From,

Love Master