6 word memoir
Chicken and nachos are great food
Basketball and track are the best sports
10 Rules to my Dystopian Society
2. Teachers can not assign homework on NBA game days.
3. No white socks with dark shoes.
4. Don't walk slow in hallways.
5. Don't talk loud/be annoying.
6. Don't chew with your mouth open anywhere.
7. Obesity and laziness is prohibited.
8. If you protest the government, don't be surprised when you get killed.
9. Vegetarianism is prohibited. Meat is a necessity for life.
10. Socks with sandals is prohibited under any and every circumstance.