The daily County
December 28th 1934
Disastrous Fire Strikes Town
This Sunday disaster struck whilst everyone was asleep in the sleepy town of Maycomb. The ugly smokey catastrophe began in a young lady's house by the name of Ms. Maudie. She claimed it was by her fault as she had left her fireplace on because of the harsh cold. Though help rushed as fast as it can , the fire still managed to almost engulf the surrounding houses. Ms. Maudie on the other hand not appearing upset with it at all claims " I didn't like it anyway , I'm actually kind of glad about the whole shenanigan. The neighbourhood disturbance lasted a good 3 hours with everyone out of their homes in horror and shock as they could only watch the monstrous flames overtake a nearby home. Currently Ms. Maudie resides in the home of Ms. Stephanie Crawford
Atticus Finch defending a "negro"
Atticus Finch of Maycomb County a well educated lawyer has been heard to be defending a negro by the name " Tom Robinson". In a recent interview he has said things like " I know this case won't end well" and " life is about chances" . Though a lot of people are having a negative attitude towards him we wish the best of luck .
Mad Dog in town !
Worried residents of Maycomb have found a stray dog that was shot down by the Atticus Finch himself. Neighbours claim a woman by the name of " Calpurnia" was eagerly knocking on their doors warning and screaming at them of a mad dog in the neighbourhood. Everyone frantically rushed to the terrifying scene only to see Atticus Finch save the day .
A "negro " shot
Earlier on last week rumour has it Mr. Nathan Radley had seen a "negro" in the neighbourhood and shot at him as well. Mr. Radley himself claims he heard a disturbing sound in his backyard and immediately grabbed his gun. He says he couldn't make out who exactly it was but blindly shot at him for the safety of himself and the people of Maycomb County.
Calpurnia's Catering
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