Welcome to Neptune

By: Andrew Hardin

Welcome to Neptune!

Neptune is the 8th planet in the solar system making it the farthest planet from the sun. This means it will be extremely cold, but it's much like going into an ocean filled with pure water, but filled with air. It's like a marine fanatics dream!

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What is it like?

If you are skeptical about coming to Neptune because of its conditions, you should reconsider. The thick atmosphere of Neptune filled with helium, hydrogen, methane, ammonia, and water is extremely thick, but it still just feels like you are walking on air. And if you are worried about the planet being unsuitable for humans to live, don't worry! Oxygen generators have been deployed as bots all over the planet allowing for humans to breathe. But you will have to pack some very heavy clothing because the temperature will freeze you to death.

Why come here?

Ahh, the thing you really want to know. Well, not to brag but Neptune does have the highest wind speeds in the solar system, and we decided to abuse that. In the dark spot amusement park we have numerous rides that blow you along like a roller coaster, but feel real. We also have very good food here. With the ability to float buildings, and for people to still access them, they wont be very far apart. They have all different varieties of foods and drinks cooked in a super heated portion of the atmosphere to really boost the umph it gives you when you take a bite. And lodging isn't a problem either. Every 30 miles you can see a sign that has lodging on it, because of the ability to make buildings in the air. Each building comes with its own perks, and downsides, but I recommend The Neptune. The Neptune has its own complimentary airfield where you can freely fly around and do tricks through all the hoops and obstacles, and the best part is... FREE BREAKFAST!
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This is a standard Neptunian. They may seem gruff and serious but when you get to know them, they are really nice.

WARNING!!!

The hosts of the trip to Neptune are not liable for any of the following:

  • Sudden Combustion
  • Freezing Suddenly
  • Suffocation
  • Turning Blue
  • Alien Abduction
  • Brain Melting
  • Cell Rotting
  • DNA Scrambling

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