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It's All In The Name
Newspaper created by: Landon Leuschner
Advice collum-You're Problems Solved- With Jonathon Mckhewsiewut
Dear Jonathon:
My daughter has been having troubles with school. I fear that there is a boy in her life. Please help. Signed: Scared Mother
Dear scared mother: You should talk to your daughter. Make her do homework before leaving, after school. therefore she will be forced to not be able to see a boy she may be with, and her school grades should increase drastically. Signed: Johnathon
Delirium The Movie. Next #1?
Delirium The Movie is a must see. It is a gripping thriller and a great love story. When Lena meets Alex at he evaluation she falls in love. That is not good. In Portland love is a disease. She gets the delirium. When her and Alex try to run away to the wilds, it turns to tragedy.
Quote: You can't be happy, unless you are unhappy. - Lauren Oliver
Chloe Grace Moretz
Chloe Grace Moretz also seen in If I stay As Lena Halloway
Emma Watson
Emma Watson also seen in Harry Potter cast as hana Tate
Liam Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth Also seen in the hunger games as Alex Shethes
Local Party Busted
Late last Saturday a large number of minors where busted at a party. Local authorities apprehended a number of people who had been drinking. They sent dogs in to the house to attack. Only a small portion of the people where brought in, but others are suspected by whiteness.
HELP WANTED!!
Please come work at the EZ mart at 123 easy st. We have had a couple of job openings recently. We pay well and have reasonable hours.
The New eye-phone 12
With it's giant screen, and it's "Retina" display it is bigger and better than ever. Get yours now. (only $600)