Wanted Trees

By: Muskaan Lakhani

Spanish moss is the boss, but I needs trees

I am in search for a commensalistic relationship. I am a producer/plant that grows so wide that I could break a tree in half. I am in hope find a tall tree that allows me to grow, and long strong branches for me to hang on to without you breaking. I need you so that I can grow and reproduce. In return I promise to supply you and your branches with the extra weight and the extra layer of thickness you need. If you meet the criteria above, contact me at Inneedoftrees@quickmail.com