Death By Oreos

The danger of eating too many sweets

It begins like any other story.

A crazy person with a box of oreos. And a math problem. Sara Bates had 80 oreos. She ate 50. What does Sara have now?

Diabetes. Sara has diabetes.


Sara now has a chemical imbalance and now thinks she is a unicorn. She also believes she poops Hershey's kisses. If you would like to help her, that's too bad. She's beyond help.

The Saracorn

The nearly extinct species of Sara/unicorn