Recipe for American Citizenship
Ingredients
- 1/2 cup of happiness
- 1 1/2 cups of individualism
- 3/4 cups of exaggeration & comedy
- 2 cups of patriotism
- 1/2 cup of interest in reform, or change
- 1/2 cup of peace
- 2 cups of honoring where we came from
- A sprinkle of willingness to fight
Directions
1. Combine the happiness & individualism so your American is happy & has unique qualities
2. Once those ingredients are mixed, add in the exaggeration & comedy to create a fun individual who'll stretch the truth when necessary
3. On a separate note, mix the patriotism because Americans love their country with interest in change because they're open to new things.
4. Combine all the above ingredients into one big dish & add in the remembrance of our history. We as americans still honor where we came from. We use the 13 stripes on the flag to show that.
5. Lastly, sprinkle on the willingness to fight. Americans are willing to defend our way of life & protect our freedom.
6. Let all the ingredients sit for about 20 years so your American sees the new world through their different eyes.