SAVE THE BANANAS!
OR IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
We as citizens of this world need to conserve the banana kind. Everyday over 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 bananas are eaten. We can stop this, together we can save the bananas!
Many doctors say that bananas are good to eat, but that is a LIE! Doctors are really evil space monsters that hate the bananas. So remember, an apple a day keeps the evil space aliens away!
Go to your grocery store now and save the bananas!