Sketchy Bank
The Sketchiest Bank Ever!
THE MYTH OF ATM FEES:
ATM FEES ARE A MYTH! COME ON DOWN TO SKETCHY BANK AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THOSE !....WELL MAYBE THE POLICE.
WE ARE A MOBILE BANKING SYSTEM !
MANY BANKS ARE AREN'T MOBILE. BUT WE ARE. AS SEEN ABOVE!
CAN YOU SAY VROOM VROOM ?!!
INTEREST RATE AS HIGH AS YOU WANT!
WANT A 50 % INTEREST RATE ? ...NO PROBLEM DOWN AT SKETCHY BANK!
Your money will be KINDA safe !
Put as much money in your account as you want! We can guarantee safety but WHO CARES!
COME ON DOWN TO SKETCHY BANK
WE'RE OPEN ANY DAY YOU WANT US TO BE OPEN.
JUST GOTTA MAKE SURE ITS OK WITH MY MOM FIRST.