WANTED DEAD: Assef

This is not real so don't actually report this to the FBI

Let me give you the stich

Your probably wondering: "Who the heck is Assef and why do you want him dead?" well first stop asking questions and just read, god, anyway... Assef is a well know Taliban member from the book "The Kite Runner" and is know to have agreed with Hitlers dangerous ways and "violated children" from an orphanage.

WHAT THE TALIBAN!?!?!

Yep, the Taliban...

The Taliban have some very crude ways such as:

Women can't do almost anything in public without risk of being whipped or executed.

Nobody can listen music or watch T.V, listen radio, etc...

Women are required to wear this clothing that covers almost all of their bodies and men have to wear specific clothes too.

What has assef done that has caught our attention? well...

He believes in "racial cleansing"

He is know to savagely beat people.

He was involved in a scandal that cause children to be raped.

HE IS TALIBAN! NEED I SAY MORE!

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YOUR REWARD: 100,000,000 monopoly dollars, IN CASH