slick salamander looking for scales

Aidan King

The slickest salamander ----------->

As a amphibian i am very flexible since i can meet you in the nearest pond or the nearest field. Also i'm not a scaly reptile i have very moist skin in case you were wondering. i also have very permeable skin so you won't see me farting because that gas will go right through me. But i would not want kids because that would be a lot of birthday presents to get. Please don't poke me on twitter because that bird might eat me.

please get back to me asap