Bobcat Pride Press
2022-2023 Volume 4 - Issue 4
We are going Out of this World with kindness, friendship and understanding.
THINGS TO CELEBRATE IN SEPTEMBER
Things to Celebrate in October
Jokes About Football
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back.
Q: What do football players wear on halloween?
A: Face Masks!
Q: How do football players stay cool?
A: By standing close to the fans.
Q: Which two football teams played in the pirate superbowl?
A: The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
A: Penal-tea
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer.
Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a football!
Q: What do football players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to some of the fans.
Q: Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at mid-field?
A: He was trying to make ends meet
Jokes About Soccer
Q: What is a ghosts favorite soccer position?
A: Ghoul keeper.
Q: Which famous soccer player always leaves his stuff laying around on the floor?
A: Messi.
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she always runs away from the ball.
Q: Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
A: They watch cricket instead.
Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a goal?
A: A dino-score
Q: What position do ghosts play in soccer?
A: Ghoulie
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match
Q: Why shouldn’t you play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball
Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.
Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in school?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: How do soccer players stay cool during games?
A: They stand near the fans.
Q: Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
A: They watch cricket instead.
Q: Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
A: They watch cricket instead.
Q. What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
A: A fence
Q: Why are scrambled eggs like a losing soccer team?
A: Because they’ve both been beaten.
THIS WEEK'S SURVEY - FALL SPORTS
Last Week's Survey Results - What is your favorite part of fall?
- Jumping in leaves
- That it is not as hot as summer
- The leaves and fun activities
TRY IT - How to Make a Paper Football
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