Single? Tired? Chakra's out?

Are your pelvic chakra's out of balance?

Our practice will lead to ecstasy, empathy and make you rich as a mo fo.

Here is the picture of his holiness Yogi Ding Dong

he is in a deep state of mudra bunda completeing the cycle of chakra regeneration from the pelvic he is eclipsed in the moment of ecstasy in which spirit of Shiva has dined on the banquet of the senses with him

ohmmmmmmmmm stani, Namaste.

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Come and book an appointment with Yogi Ding Dong...he flies around on a flying carpet so can easily come to you.

He has impeccable credentials with a honorary PHD from the Internet University of Eroticism, A first class honours in magic carpet flying and the Knight of Maltesa award for Levitation and Nutrition.

Just call and say the words, "I want Chakra Ecstasy." DO IT NOW and get a free vibrating wand."

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