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The Swag Meter can cheer you up unlike an anti-depression pill.
Athletes use the Swag Meter before big games.
Even kids like to use the Swag Meter.
Too Much Swag
Lots of people like you can break the scale of the Swag Meter.
The Swag Meter is so inexpensive, a hobo can buy it.
The Swag Meter is a great way to increase your self-esteem. The Swag Meter has a manual so if you need swag, you can look how to get some swag. All for a low price of $7.99!