U.H. Additional Information
Criteria, Constraints, and Assumptions
If you're interested in our company, here are some things you'll need to know.
Constraints- We do not have any constraints, except for the rule that requires any visiting person to be wearing a hat to be accepting within our buildings. We have no constraints because we are sponsored by Slim Yeezus, and he has all the money Donald Trump has, but multiplied by infinity.
Assumptions- When you apply for a job or are just visiting, we assume that you're a pretty cool person. If you lose your chill within our premises, we will have to get Master Blueguay or any of the other security members to expel you from our premises. If this happens to you, you can just come back after 30 seconds, assuming you have a hat on, which may or may not be stolen in your expulsion process.