Hizamakura Lap Pillow

By: Tyler Fulmer

The Pillow For The Lonely!

Are you the unfortunate soul who just cant find a woman? Have you ever needed something to cry on when your sad? What about the warmth of a woman? Well if you answered yes to any of these questions, your in luck my friend. The Hizamakura Lap Pillow is the answer.

Stop The Pain Now!

The Hizamakura Lap Pillow has helped thousands across the world. You can now look forward to coming home after a hard days work. No longer will you be jealous when your friends talk about how comfy their woman's lap is. No longer will you have to cry alone, but with someone. No longer will you be the lonely person you were.

Our Hizamakura Pillows

Crafted To Please

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How much for one of our pillows?

A: Only $75.00 for the best purchase you'll ever make.

Q: Why would anyone buy these?

A: Who wouldn't want one? I was at McDonalds and a group of teenagers practically threw there money at me.

Q: Does the owner use these?

A: Of course I sleep with ten of them every night and keep one in the car for on the go.