New studies find that tacos will build and strengthen muscle

The stats don't lie...

Taco scientists have recently conducted an experiment to find out how the best protein shake on the market, "Big Johnny", compares to the new super food, tacos. 1,000 test subjects consumed one shake a day for 30 days while another thousand subjects consumed one standard Taco Bell taco a day for 30 days. At the end of the testing period, the taco eating group had gained over 20% more muscle than the shake group. Incredible.