THE WINKING POSSUM
November 12th, 1874
Breaking News! 3 boys have gone missing from town. Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and Joe Harper have been missing for days and are said to have drowned. Officials have been searching for them for days. It would appear that the boys may have run away, or were abducted. If you have any information about the missing boys, please contact the police!
FUNERALS BEING PLANNED. NEED HELP!
"Due to the three boys being gone for almost a week, we are beginning to assume they are dead. We are beginning to plan a funeral but we can't do it by ourselves. Please help us set up the Funeral tomorrow at 6:00. We need caterers, builders, bakers and designers." -Reverend Sprague.