My Modest Proposal
By Bobby Coleman
The proposal/ The solution
The Four advantages to my proposal is we will have no more people tied down to a husbands or wives that they don't like. This will allow people to do whatever they want. The second advantage is that women will be scared to try and beat the system because they will wake up with a penis. This will allow a person that’s not good looking to get a date every now and then. Because eventually everyone would have dated. My third advantage will help people have more money in their pocket because they don't have to worry about a stupid wedding on mars. This can cause a debt to a bank account. My fourth advantage will be that people don't have to worry about their kids looking the same because they all will have different dads.
People who don't follow the rules won’t live a good life; they will be in trouble with the law because marriage will be against the Constitution. They will have to pay costly fines and face jail time. The government will not help parents who are on the list of married couples. Me and my friends will call a woman ratchet real quick if she got the same baby daddy. While at the same time we will be trying to show her husband what the good life is.