You're "Bound 2" come here! Don't be so "Heartless"!
Life is pretty "Yeezy" in the Kanyeland! There's plenty of things to do in Kanyeland, and there's a lot of great people. The economic system in Kanyeland is a market economy. Whoever can makes the gumdrops (money) is more than welcome to! So come to Kanyeland!
The sovereign of Kanyeland is named Mr. Kanyecane. Mr. Kanyecane has been in office for fifteen years, and keeps getting reelected. The Kanyans of Kanyeland believe that no other sovereign would be better for Kanyeland, so Kanyecane keeps being reelected.