Oxford Super-Smoothie Sampling Day

Come try a new exotic concoction, South African Slamma Jamma

Meet the inspiration behind the drink!

The makers of this amazing smoothie were inspired by the on-field antics of Norbert Schmeidler. This nutmegging, goal-scoring, player-embarrassing legend has told us how to put the potential to become an All-American in a bottle. Hear his journey from the jungles of Africa to the streets of Switzerland as he battled his way in becoming one of the best players in the NJCAA Division III league. His boots will be auctioned off for charity as well.

Oxford Super-Smoothie Sampling Day

Tuesday, Dec. 8th, 5:30pm

Williams Gymnasium, Oxford, GA, United States

Oxford, GA

Come meet the creators of the one-of-a-kind super formula, the incredible South African Slamma-Jamma. Afterwards, a pickup soccer game will be played to assess the affects of the new drink!

How to make South African Slamma Jamma

1 cup of strawberries

1 cup of blueberries

1 cup of pineapple

1 cup of passionfruit

2 cups of kale

2 cups of spinach

4 oz of orange juice

4 oz of apple juice

First, mix all of the fresh fruits in a bowl designated solely for the cups of fruit. Make sure that there are not too many big chunks when you are done mixing. Next, take the greens and mix those in a bowl for vegetables. When both bowls are thoroughly mixed, dump them into the blender. Take the juices measured out in cups and pour them over the solid ingredients. Blend until you reach a consistency that you like. Share with the rest of the team for 3 points in your next match.

The Finished Product!

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The Mastermind behind the formula.

Name: Jacob Hess

Phone: (904)-343-2059

Email: jacob.hess@emory.edu

Website: www.southafricanslammajamma.org

Theme music courtesy of the South African Youth Choir

Ed Banger records

Para One & The South African Youth Choir - Elevation by Ed Banger records