Time to get a time candle!!!!!!
The Info for People
(doeth thou ev'r feeleth distemperate and don't feeleth liketh going outside to telleth the timeth? the solution. . . . . the timeth candle. this product is a moo efficient and easy way to telleth the timeth yea in thy house! it's just liketh hast the travelling lamp at thy fing'rtips. )
Time Candles For Sale
Buy the time candle now for only one pound of rice. Hurry now while you can buy one and get one half off
Medieval Time candle
timeth candles f'r sale
Buyeth thy timeth candle f'r only one pound of rice. hie anon while thither is a buyeth one geteth one half off sale. cometh down by the corky mill.