The Smores Rollercoaster!

The scariest rollercoaster in town!

Come to the amazing Smores coaster for a limited time

The ride is guaranteed to excite, and scare until the very end of the rollercoaster!

The Smores coaster is nearly a billion feet high!

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Come to Smores coaster for an out of this world experience! For the first 100 that show up, not only will you get a fresh smore! But you will get free health insurance!

CAUTION: Coaster managers will not let you on without signing a contract that you will not sue in life threatening situations.

Come to the Smores coaster now!