The Smores Rollercoaster!
The scariest rollercoaster in town!
Come to the amazing Smores coaster for a limited time
The ride is guaranteed to excite, and scare until the very end of the rollercoaster!
The Smores coaster is nearly a billion feet high!
Come to Smores coaster for an out of this world experience! For the first 100 that show up, not only will you get a fresh smore! But you will get free health insurance!
CAUTION: Coaster managers will not let you on without signing a contract that you will not sue in life threatening situations.
The Smores coaster information.
coming to the nearest home depot near you.
Email: smoresCoaster@notReal.com
Website: smoresCoaster.notReal.com
Location: south auzralia/ not real street
Phone: 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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Twitter: @smorescoasternotreal