Join the British
If you can't beat them, join them
We want you.
If you recived this letter we want you for our army. We are recruting young, healthy, and athletic people like you.
The Other Guys
The Rebels/Patriots have little weapons.
They have barley any men and little to no training.
They have no navy.
They have little supplies.
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Phone: 99999999991
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