Birchwood Harvest Camp
The perfect, final residence for your unwindable children.
Are you at your wits end with your children?
Birchwood Harvest Camp provides a simple solution to those who feel their children would be better served helping those in need, piece by piece. We guarantee a safe, hygienic, and emotionally peaceful experience for our resident Unwinds.
Available counseling
This is an emotional transition for Unwinds, so we provide them with the best possible counselors in order for them to embrace their destination with a happy heart. Some of the counseling sessions include activities such as: positive visualization therapy and mind/body separation therapy. Recent studies from the Unwind Polls show that our residents enter the divided state with the most positive attitude out of all Harvest Camps in the nation.
Our surgeons
In order to ensure that our resident's receive the best Unwinding, our staff is equipped with some of the best surgeons in the country. Heartland Newsletter reported earlier this month that "Through our research, Birchwood Harvest Camp has the best technology and staff available for the safest transition for an Unwind entering the divided state." You don't believe them? See for yourself by choosing to have your child unwound today.
Birchwood's security
Even the safest places receive a few angry and unruly residents. Here at Birchwood we have top-knotch security systems, such as security cameras, metal detectors, etc. Our staff is also full of highly qualified security guards who dedicate their time to make sure that our residents remain safe and secure within our walls and take part in all of the wonderful experiences we have to offer them before they enter the divided state.
Promote unwinding now, don't wait!
We understand that unwinding your children can be a tough decision. However, we guarantee that once we receive them they would gladly thank you for allowing them the self-searching and beneficial experience that our unwinding process includes.
Contact us and fight out if Birchwood Harvest Camp is right for your Unwind
Email: birchharvestj@yahoo.com
Website: www.birchwood-harvest.gov
Location: 409 Heartland Lane
Phone: (555)-872-0713