#SJcuzFF Power Rankings Week 3

Today we analyze if the shots fired were a hit or miss.

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That Tom Brady guy seems to be the real deal.

After dropping 3 touchdowns on the laughable Steeler's secondary in the season opener, Tom Brady improves his record against the Bills to 24-3 with his 4 touchdown performance in Week 2.

With the help of Jamaal Charles's beastly 31 points combined over the first two weeks, Manvinder's Team steamrolls over the Bompton Piru's and the SC Heartbreakers in Week 1 and 2, respectively.

However, expect to see some changes coming soon due to injuries to the starters AND the bench of Manvinder's Team. But right now, Manvinder's Team eatin'.

Chip Kelly, wtf you doing?

Even with the plethora of failing Eagles players on the Pima Block Oilers, the Oilers still manage to secure themselves a #2 spot in the rankings. With the help of Julio Jones, arguably the best receiver when healthy, the Oilers destroyed the K-Hats by almost 30 points in Week 1 but were embarrassed by the Bompton Piru's the following week.

With Le'Veon Bell coming back from his two game suspension and Julio Jones staying healthy, be on the lookout for the Oilers coming for the #1 spot.

The Team Everyone Doubted

When AVTAR's Team decided to draft kicker, Stephen Gostkowski, in the early rounds, everyone laughed. But in Week 2, Gostkowski showed us why drafting him early wasn't such a big deal by dropping 19 points.

AVTAR's team, loaded with star players, is clearly not a team to be taken for granted.

Injuries on Injuries

The Heartbreakers have eight injured players on their roster and must work something out if they want to move up through the rankings. They can easily break everyone's heart and win it all with the help of former MVP Adrian Peterson and Peyton Manning.

By the way can anyone stop Gronk? With the help of Tom Brady, Gronk now has a touchdown reception in the last 7 games played.

El Guapo Strikes! (kinda)

Bompton Piru's struck gold with Carlos Hyde when he blew up for 170 yards and 2 TDs in Week 1. The bad thing? Hyde was on the bench. To add salt to the wound, Bompton Piru's second round draft pick, Dez Bryant, breaks his foot against the New York Giants and is estimated to be out up to 6-12 weeks.

Fast forward to Week 2, the Bompton Piru's had the biggest blowout of the week against the Pima Block Oilers with Big Ben slicing and dicing the remade 49ers secondary for over 350 yards and 3 TDs.

If the Piru's can keep it up, they'll be taking over everyone's block by the end of the season.

Where to Start?

Despite Kapernick's Hat being projected to score some of the highest points in the league, they fell completely short in back to back weeks. Players are either injured or just flat out underperforming.

The K-Hats must put the two losses behind them and start managing the team if they want to win anything. But when they do, they gon' be eatin'.