The best way to fend off an attacker

The Inkjet Personal Defense System

The Inkjet brings the power of the octopus to you! The Inkjet will make you the safest person in the world. No one will ever successfully assault you ever!

Come See Us!

We are located in the Old Mill, just across from Anthony's Seafood (where do you think we get the octopus ink?).

We are open every day 9-6.

Come in today and get a free quote for the installation of the Inkjet!

Feel the power of the octopus!

The Octopus is the most dangerous animal under the sea! Feel safer by harnessing their powerful ink. The Inkjet is inserted into your arm and shoots poisonous ink at your attacker. Always feel safe with the Inkjet!