The Lessons to Bunbury
By:Ian Schilling
What is Bunburying
A situation this would be good
How to Bunbury
2.be extremely absent minded when people ask you questions
3.if people ask what where you doing just go with, I don't know what your talking about,what, huh,why
4. Always have an escape plan if you slip up and one person could figure out
Some looks that you could go with
The handlebar mustache
The redneck look
The women look
Why to Bunbury
2.To get away from crazy ex wife/ex girlfriend
3.to get away from parents on a rambling session with your parents
4. When something big is going on at work
Problems with Bunburying
2. You could now have a crazy ex wife/ex girlfriend
3. Your parent won't be happy
4. You could get into legal trouble
Solutions to Bunbury
2. When your wife asks you what you where doing be extremely absent-minded
3. Don't ever tell your parents and if they find out deny it
4. If the cops come up to you run,lie,or move to Mexico or Canada
Questions
Email: Bunbury1000@gmail.com
Website: www.fake.com
Location: 100 bunburist lane
Phone: 1-800-1234