Dont Smack Your Gum
PLEASE JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH
Smacking Your Gum Probably Makes Babies Cry
Smacking gum makes babies cry
You like to smack your gum
Therefore you like to make babies cry
Dont be like that (It's pretty obnoxious)
You are a health hazard
Loudly chewing your gum is rude and gross and you could probably get someone sick with the germs flying from your mouth