Dont Smack Your Gum

PLEASE JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH

Smacking Your Gum Probably Makes Babies Cry

Smacking gum makes babies cry

You like to smack your gum

Therefore you like to make babies cry

Dont be like that (It's pretty obnoxious)

You are a health hazard

Loudly chewing your gum is rude and gross and you could probably get someone sick with the germs flying from your mouth

Dont Smack Your Gum