Hypertension
Why so hyper-tense? By: Jason Gold
YOU HAVE HYPERTENSION WHENNNN!!!!
The pressure in your arteries is high enough to potentially cause health problems!!!!
POSSIBLE SYMPTOMS!!!!!
Woahhhhh! You might get:
- Headaches!
- Shortness of breath!
- Nosebleeeeeeds!
- and deaaaaath!
FOODS TO AVOID!!!!!!!
- Salt!
- Deli Meat!
- Pickles!
- Canned Soups!
- Sugar!
- Chicken Skin!
- Coffee!
- Alcohol!
- and many many mooooore!!
Remember...don't be salty - it's bad for you.
Will I die? Probably.