Hypertension

Why so hyper-tense? By: Jason Gold

YOU HAVE HYPERTENSION WHENNNN!!!!

The pressure in your arteries is high enough to potentially cause health problems!!!!

POSSIBLE SYMPTOMS!!!!!

Woahhhhh! You might get:


- Headaches!

- Shortness of breath!

- Nosebleeeeeeds!

- and deaaaaath!

FOODS TO AVOID!!!!!!!

- Salt!

- Deli Meat!

- Pickles!

- Canned Soups!

- Sugar!

- Chicken Skin!

- Coffee!

- Alcohol!

- and many many mooooore!!

Remember...don't be salty - it's bad for you.

Will I die? Probably.