MOVE TO THE TAIGA

WE NEED TO MOVE FAST

WHY WE SHOULD MOVE

Since there is an asteroid coming right at us, I'm here to convince you to move to the taiga! The taiga may be a cold place, but there are many reasons why it can be an amazing experience that your generations of children and grandchildren talk about.

SO YEAH, MOVE TO THE TAIGA

JUST DO IT ALREADY, THE ASTEROID ISN'T GETTING ANY SLOWER

Look, you need to get out of your house, the asteroid is coming, and it isn't going to stop and wait for you to decide whether you should move to the taiga or some other biome that is completely inferior to the taiga. You need to live in the taiga because it has amazing views that you won't eve see again. Unless you have google images. But either way, the taiga is clearly superior to everything else in the world

WE'RE IN THE TAIGA, DUH

JUST MOVE, WE'LL MEET YOU THERE. JUST PICK UP A PIZZA ON THE WAY, NO PINEAPPLES
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