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Do you want that to change?
Does it make you upset?
Don't you deserve the best?
Then buy Mal today! If you buy it, it can get to your evil side and make you more popular at school! When you buy Mal you will see how much life will change! Now bully's won't stuff you in trashcans! Mal will fit its way in to make you bad but look good at the same time and make you the cool kid!
Mal- story
But soon the police came and took him to jail! He then changed his ways but was still had a side of him that was evil!
So now he is here to help you! He is here to help you find you bad side!
How does it work?
WARNING!
This product may make you lose all of you hair if consumed... if you have consumed the product then call the ambulance and when you feel better... go get some ice cream... seriously.... go get some ice cream and go to sea world!
Buy it today!