Cold Food
It's your fault
Don't take so long to get to the table
Cold soup or chicken isn't exactly the tastiest thing. Don't be complaining if its cold either, if you didn't come to the table late it would be much better than the now cold steak and gravy soaked potatoes. To solve the problem of my family coming to the table late I'll use an air horn maybe to help motivate them to get a move on and eat the food while it's nice and warm. Or maybe limit the amount of food made so it is more of a first come first serve kind of thing. In the end I just want to have everyone come to the table after being asked once instead of having to yell at them and listen to them complain that their food is cold.